The last 30 days in music were very meh, if you couldn’t tell from our album reviews.
Zack’s Top 5 Albums of the Month: 5. CeeLo Green – CeeLo Green is Thomas Callaway 4. Gone West – Canyons 3. Protest the Hero – Palimpsest 2. Run The Jewels – RTJ4 1. Phoebe Bridgers – Punisher Worst – Baauer – Planet’s Mad
Jeremy’s Top 5 Albums of the Month: 5. CeeLo Green – CeeLo Green is Thomas Callaway 4. We Were Promised Jetpacks – Out of Interest 3. Unfit – The Unfit 2. Lamb of God – Lamb of God 1. Used Cassettes – Used Cassettes Worst – Jason Mraz – Look For The Good
Dan’s Top 5 New Top 40 Entries: 5. Jonas Brothers ft. KAROL G. – X 4. Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande – Rain On Me 3. Jackson Wang – 100 Ways 2. Bazzi – Young and Alive 1. THE SCOTTS – THE SCOTTS Worst – JP Saxe ft. Julia Michaels – If The World Was Ending
We have another crop of tracks making their debuts in the top 40 over the last month and you’ll be able to pick up a bit of a theme this month: meh.
12. JP Saxe ft. Julia Michaels – If The World Was Ending Is JP Saxe the second Pokemon evolution of Gnash? The first time I heard this song, I thought it was the follow up to “i hate u, i love u”, but it turns out these are two different guys. It took me a bit to form an opinion of this one because I fell asleep twice midway through the track. It’s just a piano and some synth strings way in the back. If there’s ever a drum or drum sample, it’s mixed too quietly to be picked up and pace the track. There’s a place in pop for the quiet, downbeat, highly emotional tracks. “Say Something” by A Great Big World was the first track that came to mind to compare it too, but unlike that song there is nothing here that makes you feel anything. The lyrics are supposed to convey hope that an old relationship can be rekindled in the face of earth-shattering events around them. But there’s no emotion in either of their voices. It comes off as the final “meh” in a life of “whatever I guess”, like they know they shouldn’t be together except under this one circumstance and even then, they’re probably the last choice on each other’s lists. “All my boyfriends from college are married? Well fine, I’ll hook up with toxic dude I met at the bad last December one more time before the meteor hits because, well, why not get it in my once more?” An empty emotional hit for an empty song.