The Hit Songs of September 2023

Ha! You thought we forgot to do this. And you’d be right. But we’re here now so let’s talk about September’s charts. They were an anomaly this month because first, they were actually pretty good top to bottom and second, they were dominated by the three albums that pretty much charted in their entirety. But by now you know how we felt about the month because you’ve heard the show and then… oh, you haven’t? Well let’s take care of that first and while you do that you can check out my full rankings for the month.

So really briefly, here’s what I do when I review the hot singles of the month. I listen to a song and immediately give it a 0-100 score. Then I listen to the song again, adjust that number and write some notes about it. Lather, rinse, repeat a few times and you get something that looks like this.

ArtistSongRatingNotes
Zach Bryan and Kacey MusgravesI Remember Everything83Feels closer to The Head and The Heart than the mainstream country charts. Kacey takes it to the next gear.
Rod WaveNostalgia81
Zach BryanFear and Friday’s80
Miley CyrusUsed To Be Young79A lot of nostalgia feels here. I know its a song of personal reflection, but there is a lot to relate to here.
Zach BryanEast Side of Sorrow79I feel like this song would have found its way into an episode of Scrubs if this record came out 10 years ago. That is in no way a bad thing,
Rod WaveBoyz Don’t Cry79
Olivia Rodrigoteenage dream77
Rod Wave ft. 21 SavageTurks & Caicos77
Rod WaveGreat Gatsby77
Zach BryanOvertime76There’s the more epic sound of a Mumford and Sons single
Olivia Rodrigolove is embarrasing76
(G)I-DLEI DO76
Zach Bryan ft. The War and TreatyHey Driver75Note to self: give The War and Treaty a good listen
Olivia Rodrigoall-american bitch75
Olivia Rodrigoballad of a homeschool girl75
Rod WaveCall Your Friends75
Zach Bryan ft. Sierra FerrellHoly Roller74
Olivia Rodrigolacy74
Zach BryanSmaller Acts73
Olivia Rodrigoget him back!73
Olivia Rodrigomaking the bed73
Olivia Rodrigological73
Rod WaveCome See Me73
Rod WaveLong Journey73
Zach BryanTourniquet72
Olivia Rodrigothe grudge72
Olivia Rodrigopretty isn’t pretty72
Drake & SZASlime You Out72
Paul RussellLil Boo Thang72Dumb but fun
Zach Bryan ft. The LumineersSpotless71
Zach BryanTicking71
Zach BryanEl Dorado71
Zach BryanSummertime’s Close70
Charli XCXSpeed Drive70
Kylie MinoguePadam Padam70Fine for what it is a dance track, but otherwise a sugary mess of layers upon layers of overproduction
Tate McRaegreedy69
Zach BryanFear and Friday’s (Poem)67
Timbaland, Nelly Furtado & Justin TimberlakeKeep Going Up67
Chris BrownSummer Too Hot66
Selena GomezSingle Soon62
Nicki MinajLast Time I Saw You60I can appreciate working outside one’s genre or expected output, but this is the first time I recall being bored by Nicki
Young Nudy ft. 21 SavagePeaches & Eggplants59Speaking of annoying, repetitive samples and pretty much nothing else
Cardi B ft. Megan Thee StallionBongos57It’s really only 2:55? It felt like a year and a half of that sample drilling into my brain

The Hit Songs of April 2021

If I thought March was a middle of the road month on the charts, man, was I in for a surprise just 30 days later. There were fewer new entries to the charts and I think it’s safe to say that its a month right in the middle. Nothing amazing, nothing so terrible that I wrote a page-long, obscenity-laden rant about it.

15. Mooski – Track Star

I can’t get past the mess that is the production here. There are like nine ideas being fleshed out all at once and none of them work together. I think the tempo changes several times, not to mention the fact that Mooski doesn’t bother sticking to any of them. Just a muddle of blah.

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